"You think relationships are difficult? Try friendships. Try courting someone in order to convince them to join you in some nameless, shapeless platonic complication — forever. Convince an adult stranger that you are worth a healthy slice of their limited time and energy without the prize of sex or romance."
"I used to think you were like me, that you were attracted to the darkness. But you are the darkness."
"everything I like is either expensive, illegal or won’t text me back"
"Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible."